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For immediate release

Washington, DC, April 1st, 2008

In a surprising move today President George Bush Senior and President Bill Clinton announced that after reading Frank Kanu’s Stop Telling… Start Leading! they decided to take things in their hands to lead the United States of America into a bright future again:
“It is high time that we show the Americans that we are still able to stop telling stories and can lead a country. It seems that the majority of the ‘leaders’ we have right now, just sit on their behinds and leave the average American up to their knees in the biggest mud we have seen in human kind.” said President Bill Clinton.

“I am deeply disappointed with the procrastinating tactics of my son” added President George Bush senior. “All the interviews you can see with him show a frat bro who can barely cover his hangover!”

President George Bush Senior and President Bill Clinton declared the creation of the Bush/Clinton party—BCP.

A source from the White House who asked not to be named confirmed that the Bush administration is shocked: “I have never seen that many tears—they all know that they will not be able to do anything anymore. The public will from now on focus on Mr. Bush Senior and Mr. Clinton.
Our days of screwing people over are counted!” he sobbed before hanging up on us.

We just now received confirmation that BCP already received $500 million in funding.

It is still unclear which President will be taking the role of Vice President.

President George W. Bush declined to comment. Senator Obama named this the “right move for our country” and Senator McCain sighed: “There go my chances…”
Senator Hillary Clinton screamed: “I could handle Monica—but THIS? What a cheater he is!”

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